Thursday, 5 May 2011

Life is Too shity

All Your Dreams could come True @ Magic City or You could Get killed @ A Stop light.

Ladies You need To Understand That as Long as You Got A Vagina,You run The Motherfuckin Planet and The Only People That don't Agree are Homosexuals and they are not on My Friend's List.

Ladies Stop Saying A Guy fucked Up your Self Esteem cos How can someone change The Way You Think Bout Yourself That's why It's called Self esteem,It's The Theme of Your Motherfuckin Self.

Ladies If you are 18 years old or Older and You are still walking around saying Guyz ain't shit,You need To get a hand on Your motherfuckin Life and take some responsibility cos Wat You mean is That All The Guyz You fuck Wit Ain't Shit.You need to Figure out Wat It is about Your PUSSY dat keeps attracting Shit Guyz.

Some of Us just need to Smoke Weed and See If It don't change How You think bout This Life.

If You have a Job Don't smoke cos You need to Keep Your Job but If You ain't got no Job and You are not smoking Weed,I don't know Wat The Fuck You are doing With Your Life.

Don't Give Me That Shit That It is a Drug cos I have done the research,It's a Plant that happens to Grow and If you set It on fire,There are some effects.Dats not The same as Drugs,Drugs You need to do some shit to it chemically,add Bake and soda,stir It,Add .... I don't know The Rest Of Them I am just Saying.

Why The Fuck is Weed illegal I don't know,Aspirin is perfectly Legal but If You take 13 of Them That will be Your Last Fucking Headache.

Have You ever heard That Someone overdosed on Marijuana,You might think He is Dead but He ain't Dead He is going to wake up in 30 minutes Hungry enough to eat everything in Your House.

The side effects of Weed;Hungry,Happy,Sleepy.

If Your Life is Fucked Up,You need Weed.

Weed was put on this Earth for People on The Struggle,People on The Grind.

There is a Chemical in Weed called Fuck It.

If You Have Bills U can't Pay,Just Smoke Weed And See If U don't Get A Solution.

But U have 2 be careful b'cos Weed is Getting Stronger Every 2 weeks and The Producers are not sending out Memos and They always have some Fucked Up Name.

U Can Smoke Weed That Can Have You Looking at The Refrigerator 4 3 Hours.

Be Careful Not 2 Smoke Weed With Dumb Niggas cos It's Makes You Smart and Ain't Nothing worse Than A smart Dumb Smart Nigga.

America Are God-Damned Bullies,They Watch CNN and will be Like Say Our name Bitches say It say it 3 times and see whether They are not going over there to kill everybody.

Can Somebody tell What the Iraqi Uniform looks Like........They are over There killing Niggas in tanktops and sweatshirts.

They never go on the news and use words that niggas can understand........They use the word INSURGENTS.

It is easy to get High,It is not easy to get Unhigh.

It is not cool to get high and eat all ur babies cereals.

I don't roll with the niggas that are not moving up the ladder cos if u have been selling weed for the past 10 years and u havent moved up to Concaine then u need to quit.

U need White friends cos if u don't,u are in shit.They will defend u thru shit.

Niggas have neva in the history of Niggadom discovered Shit.

White people also need Nigga friends but neva call Them ur niggas friends.

The reason White kids grow up and kill the entire skools cos they were treated like dogs with leachs from birth.

We shud stop beating our kids.................Publicly,Maybe u are a bad mother cos that is a toddler he is supposed to love Biscuits.

Latinos are efficent,They roll together....39 people in a car.

We are tired of seeing Latino 8 year girls in a wedding dress and soccer boots.

We are tired of seeing Latino 13 year girls in strollers.........Wit a cigarette and a sidekick.Push it faster EsE.

Black people are consistent wit wat they drink,White drink anything.

Try alcohol and coffee,u will get high and u wont be able to sleep.

In other places People excuse themselves b4 sniffing coke but in hollywood,they do it right there in the open.

Martha Stewart went to jail for avoiding a stickup.

Lilkim went to jail for not snitching,for doing wat ur mother told u not to do while Michael Jackson is free smelling little boys booty hole.

Michael Jackson used to be Black,Wat is Virtiligo.

People say the same shit bout U 4 20 years so it can't be a lie,if they say u smoke crack 4 20 years check urself cos Whitney smoked all her kneecaps.

Michael Jackson can't be a muslim cos half of his face is pork and he claims dat he put his black dick in a white woman and produced 2 blond blue eyed babies and one's name is Blanket.........U cant name a niggas kid anything soft like blanket,pillow,feather.

I love bitches thats why i have 2 beds 1 for me 1 for bitches,Elizades for Bitches.If u need little boys wat do u need.an amusement park,free candy and none of those kids were black cos it's difficult to fuck a nigga kid.I can take my kid to neverland ranch and he will reject and move to lilbowwow's house cos Michael cant fuck him.

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