1.The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.
-That's why they are fucking called imports.
2.If we don't succeed,we run the risk of failure.
-This man dey listen to himself.
3.One word sums up probably the responsibility of any governor and that one word is"to be prepared"
-ain't those three words.
4.I have made good judgments in the past.I have made good judgments in the future.
-If you have already done it,isn't it also the past.
5.The future will be better tomorrow.
-No,the future should have been better yesterday.
6.We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.
-No na intelligent Cubans you 4 get.
7.I stand by all the mistatements that i've made.
-wait.wait.I wan help you stand.
8.We have a firm commitment to Nato,we are a part of Nato.We have a firm commitment to Europe,We are apart of Europe.
-Which part of America is in Europe Please.
9.Public speaking is very easy.
-Na hin you dey fuck up like this.
10.A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
-No,it's a sign that fewer are rising from the dead.
11.I have opinions of my own-strong opinions-but i don't always agree with them.
-No wonder America kept going down under par,The president didn't even agree with himself.
12.We are ready for any unforseen event that may or may not occur.
-And they say 2face cannot speak English.
13.For Nasa,space is still a high priority.
-it's their only job.FOOL.
14.Quite frankly,teachers are the only professionals that teach our children.
-Fool cos That's what they paid to do.
15.It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
-Wat's the difference?Duh.
20-1-09.Celebrating the end of an "Era" sorry ERROR
If Bush is as stupid as this,Please kindly imagine how Obasanjo will be.I am coming up with his own.
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