Saturday, 23 July 2011

Jigga and Yezzy

Production Credits: Kanye West & Jay-Z “Watch The Throne”

   1. No Church In The Wild (Feat. Frank Ocean) (Prod. By Kanye West, Mike Dean & Ken Lewis)
   2. Lift Off (Feat. BeyoncĂ©) (Prod. By Kanye West, Mike Dean, Jeff Bhasker, Q-Tip & Don Jazzy) (Add Vocals. By Seal, Mr Hudson, Don Jazzy, Bankulli and Ricardo Louis)
   3. Niggas In Paris (Produced by Hit-Boy)
   4. Otis (Feat. Otis Redding) (Produced by Kanye West)
   5. Gotta Have It (Produced by The Neptunes)
   6. New Day (Produced by The RZA)
   7. That’s My Bitch (Produced by Q-Tip & Kanye West)
   8. Who Gon Stop Me (Produced by Sham “Sak Pase” Joseph & Kanye West)
   9. Murder To Excellence (Produced by Swizz Beatz & S1)
  10.  Welcome To The Jungle (Produced by Swizz Beatz)
  11. Made In America (Feat. Frank Ocean) (Produced by Sham “Sak Pase” Joseph) [previously Sweet Baby Jesus]
  12. Why I Love You (Feat. Mr Hudson) (Produced by Mike Dean & Kanye West)
  13. Illest Motherfucker Alive (Produced by Southside & Kanye West)
  14.  H•A•M (Produced by Lex Luger and Kanye West)
  15. Primetime (Produced by No I.D.)
  16. The Joy (Feat. Curtis Mayfield)

Thursday, 5 May 2011

Made in Naija

The federal government is sending each of us a N60, 000 rebate.
If we spend that money at Shop-rite,
the money goes to China.
If we spend it on fuel it goes to the Arabs.
If we buy a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the Nigerian economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on Mama -put, Nkwobi, Soldier Root, Peppersoup, Opa-eyin, Jedi, Juju, Monkeytail, Isi-Ewu, Beer and Prostitutes, since these are the only products still produced in Nigeria....... Lol

Love Part.2

Love is Blind

Love is like a deadly shore that never kills

Love is soft and gentle

Therefore,love me not for comely grace

Nor for my pleasing eye for fave

Also not constant heart for may fail or turn to ill

Love

she had no right to treat me the way she did,
i was in love with her but she was in with another kid,
the last time we met,
we left,
parting with a kiss,
while i was stuck with a round ugly fat fuck up,
with whom i was set up,
she was wit a guy straight from childhood to their breakup,
who up til now doesnt want to tell me wats up,
sometime i think over it and look up,
cos this is a true story i am pouring straight onto my laptop,


cos when i reminisce over them I SMILE.

It's Only 4 while

When things are no longer easy,when life turns inside out,

when all you do just seems to make you cry or shout,

Stop a moment and think for a while.



If needs,call again but do not give up because whatsoever has a beginning must surely have an end.

15 dumb quotes of George .W. Bush

1.The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.
-That's why they are fucking called imports.

2.If we don't succeed,we run the risk of failure.
-This man dey listen to himself.

3.One word sums up probably the responsibility of any governor and that one word is"to be prepared"
-ain't those three words.

4.I have made good judgments in the past.I have made good judgments in the future.
-If you have already done it,isn't it also the past.

5.The future will be better tomorrow.
-No,the future should have been better yesterday.

6.We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.
-No na intelligent Cubans you 4 get.

7.I stand by all the mistatements that i've made.
-wait.wait.I wan help you stand.

8.We have a firm commitment to Nato,we are a part of Nato.We have a firm commitment to Europe,We are apart of Europe.
-Which part of America is in Europe Please.

9.Public speaking is very easy.
-Na hin you dey fuck up like this.

10.A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
-No,it's a sign that fewer are rising from the dead.

11.I have opinions of my own-strong opinions-but i don't always agree with them.
-No wonder America kept going down under par,The president didn't even agree with himself.

12.We are ready for any unforseen event that may or may not occur.
-And they say 2face cannot speak English.

13.For Nasa,space is still a high priority.
-it's their only job.FOOL.

14.Quite frankly,teachers are the only professionals that teach our children.
-Fool cos That's what they paid to do.

15.It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
-Wat's the difference?Duh.
20-1-09.Celebrating the end of an "Era" sorry ERROR


If Bush is as stupid as this,Please kindly imagine how Obasanjo will be.I am coming up with his own.

Teenage Pregnancy.

"At 16 what a beautiful thing

The very essence of a jet black ebony queen

And who could tell she would get pregnant at an early age

She didn't listen,had sex

Watch her belly raise

Got violated by someone she dated

If this is fate I hate to see the seed she created

So we wait,though it takes time to build the body and the mind

She reclines 9 months

Then finally it's time

What do we find?

A little grown boy a mind with a tortured soul

Addicted to a life of crime at no time of the growing stage

He learned his values on the streets at an early age

Watch for police

Don't come home

'Coz mammas acting crazy"-"Mama's Just A Little Gjrl"







Dedicated to all the Guyz dat won't leave small girls alone.

Leave the small gurls alone so u no go born pikin wey go enta street cos she no go gree abort.