The federal government is sending each of us a N60, 000 rebate.
If we spend that money at Shop-rite,
the money goes to China.
If we spend it on fuel it goes to the Arabs.
If we buy a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the Nigerian economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on Mama -put, Nkwobi, Soldier Root, Peppersoup, Opa-eyin, Jedi, Juju, Monkeytail, Isi-Ewu, Beer and Prostitutes, since these are the only products still produced in Nigeria....... Lol
Thursday, 5 May 2011
Love Part.2
Love is Blind
Love is like a deadly shore that never kills
Love is soft and gentle
Therefore,love me not for comely grace
Nor for my pleasing eye for fave
Also not constant heart for may fail or turn to ill
Love is like a deadly shore that never kills
Love is soft and gentle
Therefore,love me not for comely grace
Nor for my pleasing eye for fave
Also not constant heart for may fail or turn to ill
Love
she had no right to treat me the way she did,
i was in love with her but she was in with another kid,
the last time we met,
we left,
parting with a kiss,
while i was stuck with a round ugly fat fuck up,
with whom i was set up,
she was wit a guy straight from childhood to their breakup,
who up til now doesnt want to tell me wats up,
sometime i think over it and look up,
cos this is a true story i am pouring straight onto my laptop,
cos when i reminisce over them I SMILE.
i was in love with her but she was in with another kid,
the last time we met,
we left,
parting with a kiss,
while i was stuck with a round ugly fat fuck up,
with whom i was set up,
she was wit a guy straight from childhood to their breakup,
who up til now doesnt want to tell me wats up,
sometime i think over it and look up,
cos this is a true story i am pouring straight onto my laptop,
cos when i reminisce over them I SMILE.
It's Only 4 while
When things are no longer easy,when life turns inside out,
when all you do just seems to make you cry or shout,
Stop a moment and think for a while.
If needs,call again but do not give up because whatsoever has a beginning must surely have an end.
when all you do just seems to make you cry or shout,
Stop a moment and think for a while.
If needs,call again but do not give up because whatsoever has a beginning must surely have an end.
15 dumb quotes of George .W. Bush
1.The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.
-That's why they are fucking called imports.
2.If we don't succeed,we run the risk of failure.
-This man dey listen to himself.
3.One word sums up probably the responsibility of any governor and that one word is"to be prepared"
-ain't those three words.
4.I have made good judgments in the past.I have made good judgments in the future.
-If you have already done it,isn't it also the past.
5.The future will be better tomorrow.
-No,the future should have been better yesterday.
6.We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.
-No na intelligent Cubans you 4 get.
7.I stand by all the mistatements that i've made.
-wait.wait.I wan help you stand.
8.We have a firm commitment to Nato,we are a part of Nato.We have a firm commitment to Europe,We are apart of Europe.
-Which part of America is in Europe Please.
9.Public speaking is very easy.
-Na hin you dey fuck up like this.
10.A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
-No,it's a sign that fewer are rising from the dead.
11.I have opinions of my own-strong opinions-but i don't always agree with them.
-No wonder America kept going down under par,The president didn't even agree with himself.
12.We are ready for any unforseen event that may or may not occur.
-And they say 2face cannot speak English.
13.For Nasa,space is still a high priority.
-it's their only job.FOOL.
14.Quite frankly,teachers are the only professionals that teach our children.
-Fool cos That's what they paid to do.
15.It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
-Wat's the difference?Duh.
20-1-09.Celebrating the end of an "Era" sorry ERROR
If Bush is as stupid as this,Please kindly imagine how Obasanjo will be.I am coming up with his own.
-That's why they are fucking called imports.
2.If we don't succeed,we run the risk of failure.
-This man dey listen to himself.
3.One word sums up probably the responsibility of any governor and that one word is"to be prepared"
-ain't those three words.
4.I have made good judgments in the past.I have made good judgments in the future.
-If you have already done it,isn't it also the past.
5.The future will be better tomorrow.
-No,the future should have been better yesterday.
6.We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.
-No na intelligent Cubans you 4 get.
7.I stand by all the mistatements that i've made.
-wait.wait.I wan help you stand.
8.We have a firm commitment to Nato,we are a part of Nato.We have a firm commitment to Europe,We are apart of Europe.
-Which part of America is in Europe Please.
9.Public speaking is very easy.
-Na hin you dey fuck up like this.
10.A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
-No,it's a sign that fewer are rising from the dead.
11.I have opinions of my own-strong opinions-but i don't always agree with them.
-No wonder America kept going down under par,The president didn't even agree with himself.
12.We are ready for any unforseen event that may or may not occur.
-And they say 2face cannot speak English.
13.For Nasa,space is still a high priority.
-it's their only job.FOOL.
14.Quite frankly,teachers are the only professionals that teach our children.
-Fool cos That's what they paid to do.
15.It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
-Wat's the difference?Duh.
20-1-09.Celebrating the end of an "Era" sorry ERROR
If Bush is as stupid as this,Please kindly imagine how Obasanjo will be.I am coming up with his own.
Teenage Pregnancy.
"At 16 what a beautiful thing
The very essence of a jet black ebony queen
And who could tell she would get pregnant at an early age
She didn't listen,had sex
Watch her belly raise
Got violated by someone she dated
If this is fate I hate to see the seed she created
So we wait,though it takes time to build the body and the mind
She reclines 9 months
Then finally it's time
What do we find?
A little grown boy a mind with a tortured soul
Addicted to a life of crime at no time of the growing stage
He learned his values on the streets at an early age
Watch for police
Don't come home
'Coz mammas acting crazy"-"Mama's Just A Little Gjrl"
Dedicated to all the Guyz dat won't leave small girls alone.
Leave the small gurls alone so u no go born pikin wey go enta street cos she no go gree abort.
The very essence of a jet black ebony queen
And who could tell she would get pregnant at an early age
She didn't listen,had sex
Watch her belly raise
Got violated by someone she dated
If this is fate I hate to see the seed she created
So we wait,though it takes time to build the body and the mind
She reclines 9 months
Then finally it's time
What do we find?
A little grown boy a mind with a tortured soul
Addicted to a life of crime at no time of the growing stage
He learned his values on the streets at an early age
Watch for police
Don't come home
'Coz mammas acting crazy"-"Mama's Just A Little Gjrl"
Dedicated to all the Guyz dat won't leave small girls alone.
Leave the small gurls alone so u no go born pikin wey go enta street cos she no go gree abort.
The Movie Heat
When They Meet For The First Time.
Al Pacino To De Niro.
You Sir are a Bad Guy,I'm The Police.It's My Job To stop Guys Like You Murderers,Rapists,Killers.It's what I do.
There May come a time when Our Paths Cross,I might take you down I won't like It but I do it,Keeps Me Hot on my Toes for I got to Bail.
De Niro Tells Al Pacino
You know There is a Flipside to that coin,
A Good Friend of mine Jimmy Starks once told Me
"Never get attached to anything You cannot walk out on in 15 seconds If you spot the Heat coming around the Corner.
And I also like Guys like You that like Guys like Me cos You keep Me hot on My Toes Cos I got to Bail.
You are Right Our Paths They may Cross,I might have to take You Down But I will not...........Hesitate.
Al Pacino To De Niro.
You Sir are a Bad Guy,I'm The Police.It's My Job To stop Guys Like You Murderers,Rapists,Killers.It's what I do.
There May come a time when Our Paths Cross,I might take you down I won't like It but I do it,Keeps Me Hot on my Toes for I got to Bail.
De Niro Tells Al Pacino
You know There is a Flipside to that coin,
A Good Friend of mine Jimmy Starks once told Me
"Never get attached to anything You cannot walk out on in 15 seconds If you spot the Heat coming around the Corner.
And I also like Guys like You that like Guys like Me cos You keep Me hot on My Toes Cos I got to Bail.
You are Right Our Paths They may Cross,I might have to take You Down But I will not...........Hesitate.
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